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Amy Winehouse hosted an impromptu get-together at her North London home this week. Paparazzi outside her home were surprised to see UK Big Brother contestant Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace show up at Amy’s door in the early morning hours Tuesday, but sources claimed Amy invited the reality show loser to party with her and a few friends.

“Amy really likes Aisleyne. To look at them you would never think they would get on but they really do.

“They met through a mutual friend, Amy’s personal hairdresser. Aisleyne was invited - she didn’t just turn up randomly.”

The pair reportedly kiss and cuddled while playing a game with a pair of blow dice. Ew.

“When Aisleyne first got there, the party had already started. There was loads of booze, including Jack Daniels and vodka, but the party really got started when Amy suggested that they play games using a pair of glow dice.

“On one dice were actions such as ‘kiss’, ‘hug’ or whatever, and on the other dice were parts of the body, so ‘neck’ and ‘belly.”

“I think Amy and Aisleyne will probably hook up again because they seemed to have a lot in common.”

Can you imagine kissing Wino’s belly with that infectious skin disease she has? Is hooking up with a famous broad worth catching impetigo?

2 Responses to “Wino Gets Some Hot, Girl-On-Girl Action”
  1. Anonymous says:

    i’d hit it.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    The most shocking thing to me was the use of the term Amy’s personal hairstylist!
    Really? She pays someone to do that shit to her head? YIKES!