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Jessica Alba handed out a special gift during her baby shower last week: guests were asked to wear leather bracelets, and say a “life, love, health, et cetera” prayer while attaching them to their wrist.

The guests, including Kim Kardashian and Rashida Jones, were then told they were not allowed to take off the bracelets until the baby was born. Alba and fiancé Cash Warren are said to be expecting a girl.

Fuck that shit. I need my wrists to look cute, even if it means giving an unborn baby bad karma.

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5 Responses to “Voodoo is Awesome”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    What a weirdo. I hope she’s due soon so people don’t have to keep wearing those things for long.

  2. KikiBH says:

    There’s the stupid effing long dress again!

  3. Darth Paul says:

    GAY.

  4. Nomi says:

    Yikes, I totally thought that was a pic of Britney at first.

    She should probably pitch those glasses.

  5. Anonymous says:

    FRUITCAKE!!!