Jessica Alba handed out a special gift during her baby shower last week: guests were asked to wear leather bracelets, and say a “life, love, health, et cetera” prayer while attaching them to their wrist.
The guests, including Kim Kardashian and Rashida Jones, were then told they were not allowed to take off the bracelets until the baby was born. Alba and fiancé Cash Warren are said to be expecting a girl.
Fuck that shit. I need my wrists to look cute, even if it means giving an unborn baby bad karma.


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April 15th, 2008 at 10:25 am
What a weirdo. I hope she’s due soon so people don’t have to keep wearing those things for long.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:51 am
There’s the stupid effing long dress again!
April 15th, 2008 at 11:10 am
GAY.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Yikes, I totally thought that was a pic of Britney at first.
She should probably pitch those glasses.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
FRUITCAKE!!!