For the past few years, I’ve been operating with the assumption that Alicia Keys is a total lesbian. I mean, she does have chest hair, after all. Ok, so apparently I was wrong, because Alicia is reportedly marrying some dude.
“Alicia is planning on marrying her music producer beau Kerry ‘Krucial’ Brothers in NYC this summer. Star magazine is reporting that the couple is planning on tying the knot at the Oheka Castle on Long Island on July 4, 2008.”
I hope she gets her chest waxed before the ceremony.
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April 17th, 2008 at 9:47 am
it’s like when I win, I still lose!
April 17th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Like no lesbian has ever gotten married to a man before to make people stop speculating that she’s a lesbian? That never happens. I’m pretty sure your assumption is still right on the money.
April 17th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
it looks liek she just got her haircut prior to the carpet and she forgot to sweep herself off… i dont think those are attached, but i do work with this one blakc chick who practically has a beard….
April 17th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Beard.