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Jenna Jameson was recently called “the Yoko Ono of Ultimate Fighting” because of her influence over her Ultimate Fighting Champion boyfriend Tito Ortiz.

Insiders say that since Tito “Baby Huey” Ortiz hooked up with the former porn star more than a year ago, his interest in going back to the Octagon has dimmed. “He has Hollywood aspirations now,” sniffed one friend. Not that his ennui has gone unnoticed. Ortiz is fighting Lyoto Machida in Las Vegas on May 24 - which will be his last fight. “His contract will not be renewed,” said a source. A rep for the UFC declined comment.

As long as he’s not doing porn, I don’t care what he does. I just don’t want to see him naked.

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4 Responses to “It’s All Jenna’s Fault”
  1. RubberSoul says:

    Shocker. Dude would rather fuck a porn star than get punched in the face by a big black guy.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    Bahahahahaha! I love it RubberSoul. I think that’s my favorite comment you’ve ever made! Well played, sir. Well played!!

  3. Mr_Alyk says:

    Well, Ta2dMom, RubberSoul has a good point.

  4. Darth Paul says:

    Nekkid or in MMA panties…it’s all good. Yes, I love them big & dumb.