According to TMZ, Britney has an unlikely new gig in the works: spokeswoman for Bally’s Total Fitness. Yup, the woman who once lived off Adderall, laxatives, and Frappachinos is reportedly in negotionations to be the face and body of the fitness chain. Britney’s father, Jamie, worked hard to set up the contract.
Brit’s parents have both been talking to Bally about making a deal. Daddy Jamie has the power as co-conservator to make it happen. It all happened because Larry Rudolph, who is coming back to manage the Britster, has a close friendship with John Wildman, the Chief Marketing Officer of Bally.
During the negotiations, Brit has been going to the club at least once a day and up to as many as three times a day. She’s training with two of the company’s top personal trainers — we’re guessing one for the front and one for the back. She’s also working with the company’s nutritionist, who has put Britney on five to six quality meals a day.
I give it a week before Britney is back on the Cheetos.

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April 17th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Haha, they’re just desperate for any kind of fame now huh? Bad enough to make her finally work out and get back in shape.
April 18th, 2008 at 8:56 am
It would just give false hope to too many people.
April 18th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Yay a place where bad parents can come and run off some of thier psychotic, ugly, fat asses….. I’ll pass.
April 19th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Why is she wearing earrings and sunglasses in a gym?